PINE: Hello wanderers and welcome to BLOOPERS! This will be a mix of bloopers from me from season 1 and bloopers from some of our wonderful Council members from the first half of season 2. If you’re curious about what the interstitial sound is between clips, please stick around til the very end because I will let you know exactly what that sound is. And if you hear it and go ‘Hey I know what that sound is!’ please DM me as soon as you figure out what it is, I’m so excited to hear what people have to say about that. Without further ado: Bloopers from the Fringes of Reality!
PINE: Okay, I think we’re working. We’re working on season two, babyyyy!
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ALASDAIR: I’d seen AIs before, we all had. The good, the bad, the magical, the mundane, the hilariously copyright infringing…
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JULIAN: We managed to pick up Silver’s magnic signature– Magnic signature? Magnic signature.
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TATIANA: Opal are you sure there isn’t a way to s– bluh bluh bluh? Bluh bluh bluh.
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JESSIE: Airplane. (laughing) I can hear it, I don’t know if you can hear the airplane. But I’m just gonna wait.
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PINE: Fifteen minutes from O’Hare and it’s just constant planes! Planes, planes, planes, planes, planes. (pause) Are you done? (pause) At least I’ll have a lot for the blooper reel, huh?
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PINE: Just like it- nh. FLUID! You wrote these, know where your pauses are!
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TATIANA: Hi Pine! Here’s episode two! For Marigold. Um… Yeah I’m just kinda gonna go. I really hope the way to pronounce Guillermo’s name is Guillermo.
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JULIAN: Oh, it’s Minerva. Goddammit!
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JESSIE: Hope that you’re having a fantastic day! And if it’s not, I hope that it gets better.
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ALASDAIR: Guillermo! Guillermo del–
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ALASDAIR: Guillermo! Guillermo del– uh. Guillermo! They’re awake! I trip over that every time, sorry.
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TATIANA: Whoops.
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PINE: There’s nothing else really going on today. (pause, faint planes in the background) Except for all these planes! All these planes are going on today!
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JULIAN: I can go, Al. It would probluh– it would probluh-bluh–
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JESSIE: (popping sound) (pause) Those are my ankles.
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PINE: Yet death itself– Which the AIRPLANES control–
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PINE: Ay dios mio, this is a hard line, why did I write it?
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TATIANA: Opal, are you sure there isn’t a way to- remotely turn Minerva off wow I really can’t say this line I’m so sorry.
PINE: I gotta stop snapping my hand, I know it probably doesn’t pick up but I need to stop anyway. (pause) I wonder if it does pick up! (light clapping sound) The sound of one hand clapping, it’s me. Anyway (laughing)
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TATIANA: Wait, that’s not how that line goes. My bad! Let me reread that!
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PINE: There is a car. Right as I hit record again. (pause) It doesn’t quite work as a title though, there’s– (pause) Cars. There’s so many fucking cars. It’s 10:30. On a Monday night. In suburban Illinois. Who is driving right now?! Why is the wind so bad when it’s so hot out? I just want to record my silly little podcast! (laughing)
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MICHELLE: Oh my goodness, Pine, that’s a long sentence!
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PINE: Of Tales to– Of Tales From the Fringes of Reality, I know the name of my own podcast.
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PINE: And that was bloopers! In these bloopers, you heard Julian Dailey, Jessie deHaan, Tatiana Gefter, Pine Gonzalez, Michelle Kelly and Alasdair Stuart. You also heard one of our ensemble members, Taylor Michaels, as our sound between clips. Tay will be in the second half of the season, but if you want to catch more from him in the meantime you can check him out at twitch.tv/taytayheyheyva. Thank you so so much for your support during the first half of the season! I can’t wait for y’all to hear what this lovely cast has done with the second half of the season and can’t wait to bring the third and final season to you. We’ll be back NEXT WEEK with episode 19! Until then and as always, thank you for listening.
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